Thursday, May 26, 2011

That's not a forcefield

Piper,

Did you really realize I was making a blog for these sorts of notes? You had to of to do what you just did.  Your cage door is wide open like it is EVERY morning.  It lets you go in and out of the cage with ease until it's time to be put away.  I don't know why you thought that entering at the bottom of the cage and walking along the floor before climbing up changed this.  Did you think perhaps you had gone into someone else's cage?  Was it a cage in an alternate dimension?

For whatever reason the cage door which is 12 inches wide and 36 inches tall is WIDE OPEN.  Will you please stop dancing back and forth on the side of the cage making pleading noises to be set free?  It's open, WIDE OPEN.  Just walk out.  Oh..I see.  You want to walk out of the door for your water dish.  It was the only way to escape your strange alternate dimension safely.  Yes, that makes perfect sense.  Ohhh how I love you.

Love
The Alternate Dimension Owner

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