Friday, May 27, 2011

Not in the pizza!

Dear Piper,

Yes I'm eating lunch!  I have to do this to live you see.  This means of course that I'm not fawning over you and I know how abused you are.  Six hours out of the cage with me playing, training and babying you, of course you're abused!  Twenty minutes without me might mean instant death.

However.  Throwing your pacifier OFF of your cage and INTO my pizza is not a good way to make me hurry up and eat.  I'm confused on if you actually wanted me to give you more attention or if you wanted to taste the pizza.

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