Dear Lafayette,
You are so beautiful when you fly and I love that you fly to ME! It's so special to see a bird winging his way to you for the sole purpose of landing on your shoulder or hand. However there's gotta be some boundaries here. First of all, when Mommy is in the bathroom that's her special time. That means she wants to be left alone to do whatever she does there. That is NOT the time to come winging in to land on my head to share it with me. i already have a cat rubbing my legs to help me, you don't need to put in your worth as well.
Also I like to get dressed or go to the kitchen. I come back within a minute, please stop launching yourself at me like I've suddenly left you sitting on a curb somewhere with no hope of toys, food or fun. You have a hanging net, a hanging play gym, two boings, foot toys, hanging toys, food, water and your friend Piper to keep you company. You don't need me in sight at all times!! Speaking of which, the cats have the cat tree, you don't need that too! And what's so darned interesting on the floor. There are no toys, no food, nothing but beige carpet, yeesh!
Dear Piper,
Oh my good girl! I'm so glad you've learned to step up so well!!! It makes me so proud of you and hope that you teach Lafayette that little trick. We just have a few issues to address. Your other Mommy loves you too, she comes to take you out and wants to be your friend. Please don't latch onto her hand like that and bruise her. O o Bad birdie! Also can you please stop stealing the best foot toys off of Lafayette. He had it first not you and the resulting tussling always makes me paranoid!
That's your water dish, not your bath. You have a bath. It's on the outside of your cage. Alternatively bathing in the play stand water and the inside cage water and then the bath only means you're trying to soak yourself to the optimum wetness so you can fling yourself against me and soak me as well. I swear I get my bath every day without your help!!
And now a glory shot of Lafayette flying. ;)
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